#the stupid cgi

[sapphoherselz]

why did they have to take away episode 1 season 1 merlin's sexy collarbones away from me this is a crime that has gone unpunished for far too long

[korkiekenobiconfirmed]

love how in the book addam velaryon claimed seasmoke as his dragon but in the show seasmoke very much Actively Located And Claimed His Special Guy. crisped steffon darklyn extra well then immediately hunted down his old rider’s brother because if he can’t have laenor, then he wants the next best thing

[monstermoviedean]

eileen is up there with charlie for worst, most horrifying, most unnecessary buckleming character murder

[teacupsandcyanide]

being someone who was a massive gothy Tim Burton fan throughout their teens, spending the last several years seeing Burton turn out soulless dry biscuit film after soulless dry biscuit film, then going into the cinema and watching Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and discovering it to be the most deliciously barmy, left-out-in-the-rain, toxic green slime cake I ever et, was such a delight for me. It was wonderful. I cut into that cake and it was full of real sets and B-movie makeup and soul. I felt like Gordon Ramsay when he goes back to the failing restaurant after they've gotten their shit together and he eats their revitalised menu and it's completely unrecognisable from the slop he was served before. I felt like breaking into Tim Burton's kitchen with my licked-clean plate and yelling, "Yes! Thank FUCK! Finally some passion in your fucking work, Tim!"

[museenkuss]

Horror films will start off saying "this family seems really off, aggressive and secretive... they must have bad intentions towards their child!" and you're like "please show me horror developing in the silence that grows in rooms of abuse" and as you're still saying this, the horror films will say "Hah!!! Got you! They're actually protecting the child from some random danger! The father wasn't evil after all!!" and no. Actually, I don't feel like excusing that behaviour. I don't think there's an evil cgi woman living behind the walls that's to blame for the fact that "love can look like abuse". I think it's lazy and downright shameful that you said that. Get that cgi woman out of here. I saw the father slam his hand on that table.

[tragicotps]

Marisa Coulter + showing her true feelings through her daemon

[the-acid-pear]

I love how Down Bad Dave is for Jack. Like yeah and the sky is blue but like seriously. He's so obsessed w that stupid tangerine my man lost braincells his raging homosexual tendencies did more than any lobotomy could to fry his brain he was so much more smart in the first game but the moment he met Jack bro just Lost it and he didn't even Need to work with him just meeting him and bro was so overwhelmed by emotions it's almost cute if you ignore how violent and self centered this made him. But it's also funny because like he IS a really smart man he's really meticulous and crafty and capable of foresight yet he is so fucking distraught by getting dumped by his Nothing, His Fucking Coworker, Nothing Else that he STORMS THE BUILDING PACKED W ROBOTS CAPABLE OF RECOGNIZING CRIMINALS like my man the same guy who's sloppy but so effective he got away w shit for so long just threw all rational thinking off the window bc he was ooooh so angry and sad!!! It's great. It's so silly. I want to squish him with both my hands so hard.

[tanjir0se]

One of the absolute worst things in my opinion about the live action ATLA remake is the removal of Sokka’s sexism. “Oh the things he said were ‘questionable’ so we ‘updated’ his character”

Wow it’s almost like the character. Had a flaw. It’s almost like he was raised in an extremely patriarchal society where what he was saying was the norm. And it’s almost like he had to unlearn these behaviors as he traveled and became exposed to more ways of life.

Yknow

Like a character arc or something

And don’t even get me started on what this does to the Kyoshi Island events. In the original, it’s meaningful that he wears Kyoshi’s uniform, a woman’s dress, after being so certain that a woman could not be a skilled warrior and did not deserve the respect afforded by the uniform.

And I’m absolutely CERTAIN the new show runners will see this scene and think it will be enough to pay lip service to the ‘woke’ idea of a man in a dress as like a “wow a man in a dress how woke” moment to try to garner the goodwill and sympathy of a younger hipper audience. Except ITS GOING TO RING ENTIRELY HOLLOW because Sokka is not learning anything by doing it! He’s not growing in any way!! It’s literally just. “Haha what if Sokka wore a dress” which is the OPPOSITE of what the original conveys!!!!!

I am BEGGING you absolute sheeple to let this piece of shit flop. It’s disrespectful to the original and honestly just cheap, lazy writing. If you want a good Avatar the Last Airbender: JUST FUCKING WATCH THE ORIGINAL!

[10-dutchies-12-bicycles]

hey man why am i seeing advertisements where what looks like a real life human being throwing what looks like a real life spear at what looks like a real life fucking animal? and hitting it? the spear lodges in its skin? why am i seeing this?????

[ciderjacks]

should I finally get around to watching Agatha all along I love gay women and murder and assholes

PLEASSSSEEE DO ITS SO GOOD.. I have rly low expectations when it comes to marvel shows and mcu in general bc. I mean. yeah. but it’s rly good Agatha is such a Character. Tbh I’ve never seen a female character like her in anything before, and so that’s exciting to me too.

the only thing is if u do watch it u also. Kind of have to have watched Wandavision for it to make sense. But both series are only like 9 episodes and 40-30 min episodes

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

hey guess what. you’ll never believe this. agatha show? ended stupid. kathryn hahn and aubrey plaza kissed for real tho.

[deanpinterester]

i was going to make a post telling yall to stop calling godzilla minus one a low-budget film (because it isn't) but then i remembered disney regularly drops 12 million for ONE EPISODE of their shows without nearly the same cultural impact so. yeah godzilla is low-budget as far as i'm concerned idc

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay i just marathoned the entirety of ATLA live action & i might do an actual review of it explaining my thoughts more in depth, but the TLDR version basically boils down to this:

if you want to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender, just go watch the 2005 cartoon

[vanityangel]

❝I said I'd take on whoever shows up. You took it to the next level. I don't care where it goes: the ring, the streets, the locker room... Boa, bring your battle paint, 'cause I got mine.❞ Solo Sikoa displays the burn scar across his face after being on the receiving end of a fireball launched at him by the possessed alter-ego of Boa in a backstage brawl. WWE NXT (January 25, 2022)

[akemi-snow]

It's them.

Don't let that serious face fool you. Izumo was the one who came up with whatever idea put them there. Kotetsu only made it worse.

I got the background from here but had to edit the heights bc my boys are smol